Funny sms

موضوع: Funny sms الأحد يونيو 14, 2009 1:37 pm

Theif entered kitchen

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

TERROR JOKE -
What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?
TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave.

posted in Funny SMS

Life is nothing without LOVE

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

posted in Funny SMS, Love SMS

5 points of a normal student

5 points that prove you are a normal student

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2:Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA
3:you have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends
5:on each point you smile because it’s true.

posted in Funny SMS

When I open my eyes every morning

When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

posted in Funny SMS

Hi i am marrying next week

Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

posted in Funny SMS

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

posted in Funny SMS

Perfect hearing aid

A man was telling his neighbor,
“I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor .
“What kind is it?”
MAN:“Twelve thirty.”

posted in Funny SMS

I always think about U.

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m very desperate for U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That’s all what my mama say to me:p

posted in Funny SMS

If you are …….. Congrats u r Pakistan

If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!

posted in Funny SMS

Best ever advice!

Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

posted in Funny SMS

Ur Single Smile

On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

posted in Funny SMS

Aik Pagal dusry se

Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”

Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.”

posted in Funny SMS

Ants will finish you

a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph…….sorry.
i can’t call u sweet….
because ants will finish u

موضوع: رد: Funny sms الأحد يونيو 14, 2009 1:37 pm

At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS

Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

posted in April Fools SMS, Funny SMS

When girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortableâ€¦. !!

posted in Funny SMS

6 things can come at any time

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

posted in Funny SMS

Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

posted in Funny SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

We will buy new wedding wring

Girlfriend:Itâ€™s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Donâ€™t worry,Iâ€™ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I canâ€™t,

Girlfriend:Itâ€™s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Weâ€™ll buy new WEDDING RING!

posted in Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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