. When we’re watching our favorite show, don’t try to distract us, make
fun of the show, or make fun of how much we like the show. We probably
know its lame, but we still watch. You have sports; we have our shows.
2.
We like when you cook for us, it doesn’t have to be anything fancy,
just food we aren’t picky it’s the thought that counts. If you
absolutely can’t cook at all, get take out and set it up somewhat
nicely.
3. Go to the gym…those pelvic muscles are insanely hot! The beer belly is not!
4. Don’t compare us to your ex-girlfriends; we aren’t them.
5. Open doors for us, we like our men to be gentlemen, bring chivalry back!
6.
Just because we don't say thank you every time you do something,
doesn't mean we don’t appreciate every little thing you do. The little
things usually mean more than anything else.
7. Flowers don’t always make up for mistakes, but we love to get them when we least expect it.
8.
We love to take pictures and when we want to take several it’s because
we want cute ones of you or us to show off to other people.
9.
When we want a girls’ night out, don’t be mad or think we are going out
to look for other guys. We need our girls’ night as much as you guys
need your guys’ night.
10. You can shoot hoops, score a goal,
knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.
11. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
12. We don’t shave our legs everyday, get over it.
13. When you kiss us we don't like to feel like we are making out with a dog so don’t slobber on our face.
14. Don’t ever lie to us; we will always find out.
15. Don’t tell us who is hot because we don’t care.
16. We shouldn’t have to plan everything, we like surprises, a little spontaneity goes a long way!
17. We’re not always girly girls; we can like boy stuff too.
18. DO NOT act different or be a jerk around your friends. It will get you in the end... (We remember these types of things)
19. Don't always expect us to call you. The phone works both ways!
20.
No matter if we're fat or not, most girls aren't as self-confident as
guys! And we need to be complimented as often as possible!
21. Being drunk is not an excuse for ANY of your actions.
22. Do not brag to your friends...unless you want us to discuss with the girls how small your penis is.
23. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
24. If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
25. Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
26. If you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
27. We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer every once in a while
28. Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite
29. No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits."
30. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends
31. Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference
32.
Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or
protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you
33. Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend
34.
We aren’t asking for you to spill your heart, but some information
about what’s going on in that head of yours, is nice every once in a
while.
35. Don't complain on how long it takes us to get ready and
then moan about how we always used to get dolled up for you and now we
don’t anymore.
36. No backseat drivers, none!
37. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
38. The ability to play the guitar will help your COGL.
39. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
40. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
41. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
42. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
43. Your way is not always the right way. Learn to say- "I was wrong"
44. If we can't talk to you during a football game, then don't try to get our attention during Grey's Anatomy
45.
We have other friends of the male gender. Just because we have guy
friends doesn't mean we are sleeping with them or think they are
attractive,sometimes it's nice to have a guys perspective on things! So
leave your jealousy at the door!
46. Remember actions speak louder than words.
47. Unless you’re Dale Earnhardt Jr., we’re just as capable to drive as you are.
48.
We don’t mind being DD (designated driver) as long as you’re not the DD
(designated drunk) every night of the week, and you occasionally return
the favor.
49. Patience is a virtue; we know what we’re doing.
50.
Despite the fact that most of you will get mad and completely ignore
what we're trying to tell you on this list, we'll still love you
anyways. Probably not as much, but we gotta keep the species going
right?
51. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
52. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
53. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
54. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays
55. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
56. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
57. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
58. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
59. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
60. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.
61. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
62. Guys in uniform are hot, no lie, sometimes almost better than when you take them off.
63.
When we are through, dont pretend like its okay to call whenever you
want and make everything seem fine, especially if you caused the
relationship to end. And, dont tell us about your other girlfriends or
girls you met because if your trying to make us jealous, ur a lowlife.
64. If we say no once, we mean it, don't ask again and again. No means NO!
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