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perfectly??
You have to be 100 % Lebanese to understand this story.
Enjoy…
From some 2 months 3, I recognized a girl in the tooth of the
elephant.
She was other look and like the moon! beautiful. I tried to
touch her pulse to see if there is space and it appeared that she is
interested.
The first day I talked her on the phone and the second day
she invited me on the lunch.
I asked her 'what she
kitchenized?',she said 'some of his mother’s yoghurt on the walking'. I liked
her project and before I arrived to her, I went to the Milker and bought some
lady’s arms and some 'eat and say thank you'.
She opened me the door and
when she saw the handsome in my hands she said 'yiiiiiii! Your hands be safe,
why torture yourself my uncle?.
While we are eating ,rang the doorbell.
She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her 'who is he?',
she said 'not your entry'.
I knew straight he wanted to problemize
it.
He said 'my eye on you and on him,
I said 'look, my head does not
carry me , break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go page the sea and
bleach from my face now!'
The man felt on his blood and left
the room . in the truth ,he poisoned my body very much, but the girl gave
breakfast to my nerves. She said 'don’t carry worry, my life don’t carry worry,
put your hands in cold water'.
I told her 'like my foot, don’t get a
mind, tell me, are you empty tonight?'she said 'yes, I emptify myself for
you?.
I told her 'thank you my love, you are very digestible'.
اليومية
