Arabic Joke 1 :
Q: Why did they ban Haifa Wehbe's post stamps?
A: Because people were licking the wrong side of the stamp..
Arabic Joke 2 :
Q: Shou hiyi el 2o3joubi yali 3amalita haifa bil Wadi
A: Sarit ti7lob aktar min el ba2ra
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Arabic Joke 3 :
Q: chou bit2oul Haifa lamma tchawib
A: badi air,badi air
Arabic Joke 4 :
Haifa ken 3enda 7 awled, am zawja ken y3ayyetla "emm el sab3a".
hounik nhar kenou metkhan2in. am allha:
-Tawwli belik ya emm el sab3a, aletlou:
-Meshi el 7al ya abou awwal tnein!!!!
Arabic Joke 5 :
shou el fare2 ben Hayfa w el rahbeh:
-Elrahbe : AMIN
-Hayfa: DOR MIN.
Arabic Joke 6 :
marra shoufer taxi sa2al Haifa:
sho bteshtegli men geir SHAR?
-2aletlo:MOUTA
Arabic Joke 7 :
-leich yalleh fata7 Haifa 7atoulo ismo bil geinis book
-la2ino 3tabaro fata7 aktar tunel bi zourou 3alam .
Arabic Joke 8 :
Q:lech Hayfa bet7eb bus l dawleh?
A:la2ano bitawwil la yejeh.
Arabic Joke 9 :
Q: what is the favourite song of hayfa.
-A: kel yom yfout wana fi beirut ( taba3 omar wou raffi)
Arabic Joke 10 :
Q- Hayfa saba marad bird flew(inflilanza l touyour) chou l sabab ya chabeb???:
A- neka Ali l Dik
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