Theif entered kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
It’s only with a female
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
posted in Santa Banta SMS
What a shot you made - santa singh
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!â€
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
posted in Barish/Rainy day SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Santa Banta SMS
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Santa Banta SMS
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Thats a lucky match stick
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.
He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?†asked the another man.
Santa replied, “Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.â€
posted in Santa Banta SMS
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Titanic was sinking.
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Banta to his new bride
Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?â€
“Of course, dear, no trouble,†she replied.
“But what will you live on?â€
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
posted in Santa Banta SMS
I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Santa throw the butter out of the window?
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
posted in Santa Banta SMS
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
What should I write against mother tongue
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
posted in Santa Banta SMS
Kissing ur wife in ur home….
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
posted in Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
A Chini was in hospital.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
posted in Santa Banta SMS
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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